Upcoming Events

December 21st: The Winter Solstice, or Day of Deepest Darkness will not be observed at a midnight meeting consisting of traditional self-flagellation and goat-drowning

December 23rd: Not a holiday mixer for prospective members

January 4th: The Youth Outreach Program will not be holding a Sons of Sons of the Sun Invitational Bean Bag Toss Tournament for sons of members (And neighbor children, pending successful completion of the Nine Tests)

January 15th: Not the first meeting of the Secret World Government of the new year (Prague)

January 17th: MLK Day (Milk Day)

January 30th: The assassination of Kim Kardashian (tentative)